I Cried Myself To Sleep On Sunday, Did You?

Hello!

How's your week been? Mine's been mediocre at best. Most importantly because it started out quite emotionally. Let's talk about the TWO episodes of OUAT that aired?

SPOILERS. VERY VERY VERY BIG SPOILERS.

Wow! Talk about making girls cry! Screw Grey's Anatomy this was so much worse than when (SPOILERS) McDreamy or whatever died. I was genuinely terrified by all the pictures on set of when Hook fell off the library roof, I thought that he was going to die, but nope. It was friggen worse. So much worse. When he captured Emma in that squid ink with Zelena running free? Yeah, knew how badly that was going to turn out. I genuinely thought that Hook died in Camelot and was somehow freed by Hercules in Camelot (if you haven't heard because you're ridiculously out of the loop they have officially casted Hercules and Megara to be in Once) because he went to the underworld and got him. Yes, that was also a popular theory that I stole from social media but it was a good theory!

Zelena and Robin's daughter =D soo cute oh my god. I was also very surprised at Regina's self restraint in not killing Zelena right then and there because, why keep her alive but oh well. Now she's alive and wreaking havoc in my ship. That ending was probably the most stressful I've ever seen. I was sobbing. I was a mess the next day at school. Ugh. It was really bad.

snow=fangirls regina=writers. from rebloggy

Okay now to the though stuff (hah rhyme). I was sobbing. When Emma had to take Merlin's power and make Hook another Dark One and he didn't want her to do it and then she did it anyway because she couldn't lose someone else and I'm going to start crying omfg. It was Neil all over again. It was
just really emotional and IT WASN'T UNSELFISH YOU IDIOTS WHO THINK SO.

WE DIDN'T GET A NAME FOR THE ROBIN/ZELENA BABY. I'M SO UPSET.

DARK CAPTAINSWAN WOULD BE REALLY HOT.

HOOK STOP BEING AN ASS AND BE GRATEFUL THAT SHE SAVED YOUR GODDAMN LIFE.

ZELENA DON'T PRETEND YOU'RE HELPING.

WHAT WAS WITH THE HOUSE GLOWING?

WHERE'S HENRY?

WHERE'S MERIDA?

Alright that's enough with that. Okay the next episode that was such a complete let down compared to the one before it?

First of all, I WANTED STORYBROOKE NOT MERIDA. Merida is so annoying I cannot stand her fake-ass accent, her self-loathing is totally fake, she's actually so weak whenever she's done something good it's been with substantial help from another character soon... THE GREAT PART OF THIS WAS RUBY AND MULAN I SHIP IT. WolfWarrior? Only LGBT couple? Idk we gotta get a ship name going though. I really enjoyed having Mulan and Ruby back on the show they're literally fabulous and it was good to see Mulan really grow and get past Aurora. And that scene between Ruby and Snow? "There's no one else here like me." Snow thinks she meant werewolves. What she meant was lesbians, let's be real.
Of course Merida's dad didn't have the helmet, mean, come on. Literally everyone saw that coming. Merida is so annoying and now judgmental too! Let's kill her and maybe NOT HOOK DAMNIT.

Okay basically my ship better survive or them writers be dead.

Thanks! 5x08 was actually a really really good episode. I think one of the better ones of the entire series. Although we all know the best is 4x11, let's be real. When Storybrooke was under the Snow Queen's curse and trying to kill each other? Yeah, best episode EVER.

I'm actually done. So many caps lock. Oops. Also, going to be a book review (can you believe it?) of Winter (!!!!!) coming soon, I promise.

--Sheiny

The Program (series)

Hello!

Okay, so recently I read the duology The Program by Suzanne Young. The premise is basically that suicide is now an epidemic among teenagers and the only "cure" is The Program which is basically a mental facility where they wipe your "infected" memories from your mind. They basically take away most of your life. And the main character Sloane has never been to The Program but her best friend was sent about six weeks ago and her brother commit suicide two years ago. Her brother's best friend James is now Sloane's long term boyfriend and their best friend is Miller.

SO SPOILERS? LET'S GO.

THIS SERIES WAS SO GOOD AND IT WAS HEART WRENCHING AND BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH. Okay, should we start with what I love and then what I hate? Let's do it.

I love James. Honestly I was friggen dying after her memory of him was gone I actually cried and had to put the book down because I was so annoyed. He's just the perfect guy and they guy that I'd want to date. I actually really liked Sloane at first, she was just this burning light and I really admired her for her fight. And Miller was really really great. Also, when Sloane was trying to get James to "wake up" kinda from the depression and gave him head? Yes. Yes. Yes. I also love love love Dallas and she's a BAMF and she's on point all the time. And for the short time we had Lacey she was the bomb.com but, you know...

Okay to the things I hate? Because I remember that stuff the most? #sorrynotsorry.

Realm can go die in a motherfucking hole. He just ruins literally everything and all I

how to die in a motherfucking hole by olivia

want to do is slap him until he dies. And he's trying to control how Sloane feels about James and he's totally judgmental. He just ruins everything. And he told Dallas that she doesn't matter. "But he sent her the cute note at the end" yeah, that was friggen adorable but you can totally tell that he was just trying to make it up to Sloane because "he loves her" blah blah blah. Sloane's mom? Honestly? Wtf? I cannot even start with that kind of betrayal. Because, not only did she call The Program once, BUT TWICE. And when Miller died and James went and cut himself? I literally sobbed out loud that my mom thought something was going on at school and I was being bullied. Not kidding. And that stupid other guy from the rebels that turned them in for The Treatment? Yeah, same boat at Realm. But that escape plan by James and Realm? Fabulous. Made my week.

Should I read The Remedy? Anybody read it? I don't actually have any readers so, why even ask? I'm such as sad human.

Just a quick note on OUAT because there's one on every post, THESE PAST TWO EPISODES ARE KILLING ME AND THE NEXT 2 HOUR ONE MIGHT ACTUALLY CAUSE ME TO HYPERVENTILATE. All the promos and spoiler pics are just nope. I'm just noping. Nope-nope-nopity-nope-nope. Dying. Actually.

DID ANYBODY ELSE GET WINTER?!?!? IM FREAKING EXCITED MAN.

Alright. I'm done. I think. I think. Phew.

Thx! Ttyl!

--Sheiny

Dreamcatcher?!?

Hello!

Okay so, I already explained the premise of Once Upon a Time in my last post Is CaPtAiN sWaN oVeR?!?!? if you'd like to check that out. From here on out, I'm talking all about the latest episode 5x05 "Dreamcatcher."

WARNING: SPOILERS AND MILD SWEARING (okay maybe not so mild).

NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. THIS WAS SUCH A PROBLEMATIC AND EMOTIONAL EPISODE. I mean, it was named "Dreamcatcher" what did I expect? Honestly, I cried so much more than I should have. At the beginning it was like, okay I'm prepared, there should be a Captain Swan moment that we can all really enjoy because for the past three seasons we've had big Captain Swan moments in episode five, but NO. Not one Captain Swan moment to be found. And I knew, I knew it would be all about Neil because dammit the dreamcatchers were their thing so, of course they became Emma's "hobby." They brought up Neil way to many times for it to be healthy for the fangirls because that is a wound that is still open and stinging. THIS WAS LEMON JUICE IN THE WOUND. Neil was so great and the echo cave was so beautiful and adorable and I MISS NEIL.

The whole Rumple thing is really starting to bug because Merida is always in the way of my ships at this point, that bitch sucks. She's obnoxious as hell, she is about to ruin Rumbelle forever, and she thinks she's better than Dark Swan. Like, stop. It's frustrating me to no end, I was totally expecting her to be gone after the first episode because she's not needed. Like take Killian's heart so there is some CAPTAIN SWAN PLEASE.

honestly the entire episode. Courtesy of GooglePlus

Alright, alright, alright, yes I was putting it off. I'm in school right now so I'm afraid I might start crying but... let's talk about Henry. I cannot believe that Emma 1. even thought to do that to Henry and 2. even though she did that, made Regina go through the pain of losing Daniel again. Like, how horrible can you get? I know you're the Dark One, but I see the light in you. Regina and Henry saw it. Yep, past tense. They now want NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. You've now obliterated an entire part of your life and you barely care. I just wanted to give Henry huge hug and tell him that he doesn't need her, her being Emma or Violet. Violet bugs me to no end. She's all "Oh, Henry my horse ran away. Can you go find him? I'm just a useless girl that can't do anything on my own and I need a boy to do it for me. I'm only here to make Henry look better overall for the show because he's losing popularity." That's all I get from her so far. But Emma did rip her heart out, which won a teeny tiny bit of sympathy for her.

Overall, 10/10 episode because everything in the show was done beautifully and shows, books, movies are supposed to make you feel supreme emotion and this was amazingly done. Also Neil. Neil is worth 10/10 always.

Just really fast I'd also like to bring up the new promo? Yeah, OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. Finally some Rumbelle but did it really have to be over a bear attack? Really? We get nothing for months and this?`AND EMMA ORDERED MERIDA BITCH TO KILL BELLE?!?!?!?!?? I'm terrified. I am not okay. Not okay.

Comment, let me know what you thought (?) I'll catch ya later.

--Sheiny